A woman has shared a hilarious rant after applying mint and tea tree shower gel, which promptly set her vagina “ablaze”.
Her rant posted on her Facebook page I Know, I Necessity To Stop Talking has captured “members attention” of hundreds of thousands of people, gaining 147 K shares and 116 K likes.
In the post, the anonymous blogger said she had run out of her usual bottle of shower gel, so she grabbed the nearest thing to hand, a bottle of Original Source tea tree and mint shower gel.
She mentioned all was going well in her “positively first class bathing experience” until something rather unusual happened.
“Oh. Dear. God. MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE. For a few moments, I wasnt exclusively sure what had happened. Had I reiterated the never to be forgotten correct when I managed to apply hair removal ointment which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? ” she wrote.
“Had a stray trigger unwittingly set lighting to my pubic thatch? BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT, ” she continued. “MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE.”
She mentions she scrubbed her vagina which felt like it was being “ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chili sauce.”
“‘7, 929 tingling leaves’ claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? Tingling? This wasnt tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking shrub fire down there, ” she said.
Don’t try that at home, then.
Original Source did not immediately respond to Mashable’s request for remark .
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