Lena Dunham had the perfect response to this magazine’s ‘diet tips’

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Lena Dunham has shared a listing of reasons behind her recent weight loss after Us Weekly threw her on its front cover advertising a tale on “2 0 slimdown diet tips.”

Dunham quoth “anxiety disorder, ” “resultant constant nausea, ” “an election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny, ” and “abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus” as some of the reasons why behind her weight loss.

But, Dunham’s list didn’t end there. The creator of Girls used to say “threats to physical safety” both online and via “snail mail” were a contributing factor.

Dunham also listed “watching organizations you love from Schemed Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling scoundrels, ” and “worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know and women you don’t.”

20 slimdown diet tips-off! 1. anxiety disorder* 2. resultant constant nausea 3. an election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny 4. constant sweaty daydreams of dystopian future 5. abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus* 6. baseless but still harrowing threats to physical safety online and through smail mail 7. watching organizations you love from Schemed Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling scoundrels 8. eventually realizing superheroes aren’t real( specifically the X-Factor, truly thought they’d handle this) 9. marching your ass off 10. a quiet rage that supplants need for food with need for avenge 11. sleeping 19 hours a day 12. realise that even the liberal media wants dem clicks no matter whut 13. fretting ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know and women you don’t 14. realizing who ya real pals are 15. having to switch from Uber to Lyft( lots of calories burned trying to understand a new app, then even more trying to understand if the conflict was resolved) 16. bladder cramps, urinary frequency and necessity* 17. having your telephone number leaked and violent images texted to your telephone by randos under names like VERYFATCHUCKYBOY @creepz. com 18. maintaining your back arched against high winds 19. um, who the fuck cares? 20. I have no tips-off I devote no tip-off I don’t want to be on this embrace cuz it’s diametrically opposed to everything I’ve opposed my whole career for and it’s not a compliment to me because it’s not an accomplishment thanx* Star indicates a pre-existing condition

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Dunham’s final two weight loss tips-off are perhaps the most effective, though.

“1 9. um, who the fuck cares? ” writes Dunham.

“2 0. I have no tips-off I devote no tip-off I don’t want to be on this embrace cuz it’s diametrically opposed to everything I’ve opposed my whole career for and it’s not a compliment to me because it’s not an accomplishment thanx, ” she continues.

Amen to that.

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