How To Get Skinny By The Time School Starts

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Your body is beautiful. Your torso is perfect. You are a unique and special snowflake who does not need to change one single thing.

Okay, so now that we’ve gotten that out of the way…school is starting soon and we know there’s only one thing on your psyche: how to get super skinny just in time to blow the mind of that guy who phantom you last semester. Luckily for you, the internet is full of helpful( and not so helpful) suggestions for get fit AF before school starts and we’ve compiled some of the best.

1. Download A Calorie-Counting App

Look, we know you always have your phone on you, so why not use it to help shed some of those excess pounds you gained after a summer of rooftop booze? Any old app will do, but My Fitness Pal appears to be the best and it’s likewise free. You can specify a calorie goal, and My Fitness Pal will help you log the nutritional value of everything you feed, plus you can log your water intake and something called exert. Also, My Fitness Pal won’t let you complete your daily diary until you’ve feed a healthy sum of calories, so you don’t have to worry about going overboard. Employing an app like this makes it so much easier to count calories than having to keep track of them yourself( we know it’s too much math for you ). And again…it’s another excuse to be on your telephone at dinner so literally “they dont have” downside.

2. Get A Class Pass

Wanna get that shelf butt, but can’t commit to a fitness class? Class Pass lets you try out a whole swath of various types of fitness grades in your field for as little as $45/ month in New York which is probs less than your NYSC membership. With Class Pass, you can finally try SoulCycle without actually having to sign up for SoulCycle. Plus you can fart in yoga class all you want and know you’ll never have to see any of those fuckers ever again.

3. Do A Fitness Challenge

There’s no better style to get fit fast than with one of those 28 -day diet and workout challenges. Pinterest is literally full of them, so find the one that works best for you and get started! For the thrifty betch, you can find plenty of these challenges online for free, but if you’re down to throw down a little cash( invest in your calves, ladies !), try Fit Girls Guide. The Fit Girls provide you with their full Fit Girls Guide 28 Day Jumpstart, which will perfectly get you in your best shape for the autumn semester. Don’t believe me? Check out the FitGirlsGuide on Insta where they share Fit Girls’ advance along with fun recipes and exercisings. They’ll have you at crest hotness in no time flat( okay, well, 28 days ).

4. Actually Sleep

This might sound insane, but your schedule of late night partying might be what is standing between you and your goal weight. Take a few weeks before school starts to actually get some real, human adult levels of sleep. That intends no screens an hour before bed and actually getting that coveted 8-9 hours of closed eye. While it may seem like social suicide to leave the group hang early, your abs will thank you later.

5. Eat A Tapeworm

Okay no severely, do not feed a tapeworm. Don’t sue me. This was a gag.

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