It’s not every day you learn about the fate of your GPA on Twitter, but that’s where we are in the freakishly-connected world of 2017.
On Thursday morning, one Twitter user happened to notice that a professor was grading tests next to him on a flight, and he decided the best thing to do was to tweet about it.
“If there’s a Taiwan Jones at Howard, boy you failed the fuck out ya midterm,” he wrote on Twitter.
This professor graded tests next to me the whole flight. If there’s a Taiwan Jones at Howard, boy you failed the fuck out ya midterm 😩
— roy (@Old_Orleans) October 19, 2017
Naturally, that tweet went viral. Folks began speculating how poor Taiwan Jones was going to handle the news, and others began searching high and low for the real Taiwan Jones—some even using the hashtag #FindTaiwan.
I just feel bad cuz lil buddy finna enjoy his weekend just come back to class, life in shambles.
— roy (@Old_Orleans) October 19, 2017
#FindTaiwan at all costs pic.twitter.com/NzVcKoBkym
— ron (@RonWalk3r) October 20, 2017
#FindTaiwan alert him & tell him to start sending out emails and scheduling office hour appointments. https://t.co/2ULx2cAr3I
— …Sharilyn (@Tookiex) October 19, 2017
Twitter right now #FindTaiwan #FindKeyshiasKids pic.twitter.com/wrEFfPVysB
— NANDI (@nandi116) October 20, 2017
Another Taiwan Jones even offered support.
I was not the Taiwan Jones that failed the midterm but I hope the one that did gets some extra credit lol https://t.co/qxirP8EbcC
— Taiwan Jones (@TJ_Spartan34) October 20, 2017
Thankfully, this story has a somewhat happy ending. Taiwan Jones himself (or at least the most convincing Taiwan Jones of all the fake accounts that have cropped up since) responded with a simple “…”
— Taiwan Jones (@JonesTaiwan_) October 20, 2017
In an apparent attempt to confirm the authenticity of this Taiwan Jones (I’m sorry style guide, but you simply can’t just say Jones or Taiwan. This is a full name kinda guy), someone asked how he found out about his new fame. Turns out his friend, Moe, sent him the tweet and his “heart straight dropped.”
Ya my boi Moe sent me this and my heart straight dropped pic.twitter.com/RUNmy69Dul
— Taiwan Jones (@JonesTaiwan_) October 20, 2017
“I just found out I failed my midterms but also went viral on the internet and I don’t know how to feel,” he eventually tweeted late Thursday night. “Considering I failed my midterm, I feel like I should drop out and pursue the career of a SoundCloud rapper.”
So… i just found out i failed my midterms but also went viral on the internet and i don’t know how to feel..
— Taiwan Jones (@JonesTaiwan_) October 20, 2017
Considering I failed my mid term, I feel like I should drop out and pursue the career of a sound cloud rapper
— Taiwan Jones (@JonesTaiwan_) October 20, 2017
Don’t give up! You’ve still got finals to redeem yourself Taiwan Jones. We believe in you. Unless this is a fake Taiwan Jones who’s trying to turn the virality into SoundCloud success. If that’s the case then well played?
Make a 150 on the final you can do it dude #FindTaiwan pic.twitter.com/1r3MrKlVGn
— Eagle Claw (@jewel4God7) October 20, 2017
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